Dungeon Crawler Carl

Dungeon Crawler Carl — Matt Dinniman

let me tell you something about cat people. More specifically, cat show people. Actually, never mind. Fuck those guys. — 2026-09-27

Nor am I wearing a cloak that makes me look like I won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con, Carl. I’m a cat. Cats don’t wear pants. Don’t be so droll. — 2026-09-29

It also makes you look all wispy and ethereal and druid-like. A great spell to have if you’re a club kid or trying to bang a vegan. — 2026-09-30

Goblin Bomb Bard. Level 5. These bastards are more unhinged and sadistic than those guys who couldn’t pass the psych exam to join the military. — 2026-09-30

New Achievement! Wait, Bosses Can Leave Their Rooms? Welcome to the second floor, bitches. Reward: This shit plays great on the recap episode. If you scream loud enough, maybe you’ll make the show. — 2026-10-03

“Shit,” I said. “Keep them away! I need to make a goddamned smoothie!” — 2026-10-03

“You’ve been hit on twice now,” Donut said. “Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next. Five gold coins says it’s some sort of bog witch with a beard.” — 2026-10-03