The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

The Dungeon Anarchist’s Cookbook — Matt Dinniman

New achievement! I’m on a train! Choo Choo, Motherfucker. — 2026-10-17

The devolved Lepus lost its sight, but it developed its rudimentary echolocation skills into an impressive attack. They don’t normally run around without skin. We just added that part because it makes them scary as shit. — 2026-10-22

Once lit, a fire is easier to stoke than it is to extinguish. Remember that. — 2026-10-27

She examined it and frowned deeper. I couldn’t help but laugh. The system labeled it as Ugly Ass Backpack With a Completely Useless Design that Only an Idiot Would Wear. — 2026-10-27

Sheol Brick If Santa gives coal to the regular naughty kids, he’d probably give this stuff to history’s greatest villains, like Hans Gruber and the guy who invented those shoes with the individual toes built in. It burns a lot hotter and a lot longer than regular coal. And when I say “a lot longer,” I mean until the end of your lifetime. So like a week or more. To save you distress, I’m not going to tell you where this came from. That was a lie! It’s a baby corpse! — 2026-10-27

There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren. — 2026-10-28