Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario — Matt Dinniman

It is posited that a person in control of a Djinn’s lamp and the resulting three wishes once exclaimed, “Fuck this forest” or “Fuck this level” or “Fuck you all” or some iteration thereof, and the enslaved genie took that as a challenge. — 2026-10-08

That’s a city elf. They are designated as a separate race because their stupidity is so outstanding, — 2026-10-09

Carl called the orc king a pussy, and his son’s spaceship lasered the production trailer from orbit. But we’d switched with Manasa, and she got blown up instead. — 2026-10-13

Katia now stood in the crowd. Her face was much better, much more natural. She still looked like a burn victim who fell face-first out of the ugly tree, but I wouldn’t question she was a human now. — 2026-10-16